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I would do anything if it meant having this problem solved at some point before menopause. I get flu like symptoms just before my period. Every. Fucking. Month.. This is in addition to the pain that has me vomiting and nearly fainting. Every month. Doctors look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them my symptoms. I get

How upsetting. My neighbor works with Matthew Hutchinson’s mother and had to locate this poor woman when the police were trying to notify her of her son’s death. I guess some of his friends worked at the same place too. Because my neighbor does staffing for Vancouver Coastal Health, she has to locate people when all

I did this 6 years ago! My husband is Canadian and I am American. It took a couple of years to get my landed immigrant status but totally worth it. I will be eligible to apply for Canadian citizenship in 1.5 years and I'm totally going for it. My hubby and I have made it so if anything happens to us, our son will

Surely she can afford proper fitting shoes??? It bothers me more than it should.

I would watch this!!

I'm too short to pee in a sink. I would pee myself trying to climb onto the counter to get to the sink. It seems way too awkward. But good for you for having an alternative!

They don’t even offer abortions if you go in to have a pregnancy test done and it comes back positive! I mean... they didn’t offer ME one. Should I feel left out because nobody channeled me in the direction of the nearest abortion doctor??? Was it something I said?

i thought the same thing at first. i’m not really awake enough to deal with this.....

Little Unicorn came out via emergency c-section. I wanted to do everything naturally but he was 2 weeks late and I had to be induced. Then the back labor started and I wasn’t dilating for some reason. Doctors came in and told me he had the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and he would have an hour tops if we

I’m a transplant to vancouver from seattle and the minute i heard he was running for president, i turned to my (canadian) husband and said “looks like it’s time for me to apply for citizenship!!” i’m only a permanent resident but sheesh... i’m thinking i need a backup plan.

i fear that he will somehow manage to start a war with canada... like, if any potential future president could start a war with canada, it would totally be this guy.

OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM. If i still had my ovaries, they would be jumping up and down right now. My little guy started kindergarten this week and I was a crybaby too. I feel like i need a presidential hug now.... too many feels.

Jesus. *sigh* when i was pregnant and sleeping weird because of the nonstop indigestion, i would fall asleep watching tv a lot and one night i was watching Life After People and i fell asleep partway through but i remember that corgis were pretty much in charge of everything because there were no people anymore. they

she doesn’t like anything so i assume she disliked it just as much as any other thing i’ve ever given her that isn’t edible. i really love my geriatric cat but she’s kind of an angry twat sometimes.

that’s like the one scarf i’ve made in my life. i gave it to my cat.

So even though I don’t have four legs or look like an actual horse, I feel that I’ve always been a unicorn. I’ve spent enough time reading about mythical creatures and learning about them... hell, some of my best friends are unicorns. I guess that makes me a real unicorn. (is that how this works?)

i did my nails. it’s time to find a cheeseburger.....

i’m doing nails and need them to hurry up and dry because i REALLY NEED A CHEESEBURGER and i really want to switch to gel polishes so i can use the UV lamp and stop with this waiting for paint to dry bullshit but i start esthetician school in a month and don’t want to purchase new supplies until i learn how to use

it sounds like a lot of drama. are you ok with drama? i would be concerned about the baby mama beating the crap out of me if found out. that’s really my biggest concern. you don’t know what you’re dealing with there. she could be fine. it could be an open relationship. you never know.

i moved away to canada a few years ago and being from washington often saves me when they start complaining about the americans because normally i can say that we’re very progressive in WA so see, some of us are great but then i read things like this and i’m like... damn it, washington! you’re supposed to set a good