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Bernie Sanders has a plan to outlaw all period pain if you dum bitchez would just LISTEN!!11!

Where white people meet? Isn’t that just church, Walmart and the gun range?

RIP.

Hey everyone. Who wants to donate to my “Feed the Wolves” charity?

The face of a man who isn’t getting paid enough to have to listen to this all day...

I somehow want these to be made into an advent calendar.

This is one of those times where it would be great to have a desk drawer with a big book inside, but the book is hollowed out and there’s a bottle of whiskey there.

I will just leave this here. Along with affluenza sociopath, this story kills my heart. Our fifth rescue baby.

Washington and Oregon: Canada’s sweet, hippy cousins.

The NYT fb feed read, ‘You are home.’ and I choked up.

I am seriously researching and contemplating a move to Canada. If there are any American’s that have made the move that could provide insight on the largest differences and hurdles, I’d be interested in hear them.

Not Captain America, but it’ll do.

Someone tell me if they agree that he is really a closeted liberal doing this to sabotauge the republicans? I got my confirmation from PA that I can vote in the next election.

I don’t give two shits about whether or not Trump is serious. It’s more terrifying to see a large number of American voters saying “that’s a good idea!” It appears that many Americans, my parents included, support literal fascism.

Khloe has returned to the top Kardashian spot in my heart.

screw it, just buying myself this for christmas and calling it a day.

“president, founding member, vice-president, treasurer, secretary, and sole member of the...”

Serious question

the fuck is this heel situation

“...I have been inundated with messages tonight as I said I would not book any muslin [sic] or Islamic client...”