I made a similar comment above. I’ve been to that clinic before for an annual exam when I was a student. They were amazing people and it’s beyond shitty what these extremists are doing.

This was in Pullman, which is a college town. That's where Washington state university is so yeah... I remember going in there for a regular annual lady checkup when I was a student. I liked that it didn't cost much because I was a starving student with no health insurance. They were really nice to me. This whole…

Moved out of Arkansas over 20 years ago... still have nightmares about being stuck there and not able to get back home.

I wanted the sign to say “unicorn poop” but apparently that is way too much fun for preschoolers so i had to tone it down. The recipe was originally “unicorn poop” and i believe i got it from one of these kinja sites awhile back.....

Shit. My son starts kindergarten in a couple of weeks and I’m already stressing over his lunches because he only eats things covered in peanut butter and you can’t put that in lunchboxes anymore.... so... he’ll be lucky to get whatever it is that he’s getting. I’m also starting school soon so I won’t have time to do…

And THAT is how you destroy your own company.

Ugh. All I wanted was to star your comment. Nothing works for me today!

I’ve seen a lot of comments on other sites that are mostly along the lines of “good, they deserve it” or “karma is a bitch” and, while I don’t have sympathy for the cheaters, I think this is even worse for the spouses. They not only find out their partners are cheating on them but the information is now public so…

I can totally see how this would be a good way to handle a traumatic experience. Many comedians channel painful experiences and use it in their material. This is how I deal with the awfulness that is my bipolar disorder... I laugh at it. People have been offended by this too and I find myself asking why does me…

Fuck this guy. Right in the goat-smelling ear. What a horrible man.

i know this exact feeling. i lived in AR with my parents from age 5-14 and it was only because we had to move there to be with family for awhile. i’m so glad we moved away but my mother and i both still have nightmares about being stuck there. even visiting my grandparents, i feel this horrible feeling of stuckness…

This is how I spent my night. I tried these things that are like temporary tattoos for your nails because I thought it would be faster than polish but you have to put it on OVER THE POLISH... So it was not that fast. I feel that I got my $2 worth though...

the other members of the unicorn family woke up from their naps and i was forced to put on pants and go out to dinner. this took up valuable gaming time. on the bright side, they put alcohol in my blueberry lemonade unexpectedly.

doing nails first then video game. once they are dry enough, i can play my game until bedtime. can’t go to bed with wet nails.

Apricot oil! it’s good for any aging area. (everyone else already said sunscreen)

i feel a profound sense of loss regarding watches in general... i had this really fun fossil watch, back in like... 2001 or something? anyway, it made a flower petal with every movement of the second hand and at the end of a minute, it would be a full daisy. i LOVED that watch. i had to have an MRI and i took off all…

Mr. Unicorn and Mini Me fell asleep on the couch together and it’s adorable. Also, I took this as permission to go enjoy some herbal therapy outdoors. My backyard is super private so I can sit out there and partake freely. Now I’m going to do nails. I found these things that are like temporary tattoos for your nails.…

do i do my nails or do i play my video game? i baked earlier so i feel productive in some ways but i haven’t changed out of my pajamas all day so.... meh.

I like a nice vajazzle on myself! Sometimes with a heart, sometimes a flower, I got a unicorn once and it was fucking amazing!!

buying shady weed from shady dealers, uncomfortable furniture, bad coffee, unclean public bathrooms, shoes that hurt, clubbing