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I WIN AT INTERNET TODAY!!

I’m considering a career in trolling on here because I literally have NOTHING to do while I wait for my son to get out of art camp for the day. It takes too long to walk back home so I’ll just sit here at the community center and laugh at these bitches all day.

“uterus busybody”

HA! I do that sometimes but not on purpose. I’m still getting used to posting here. I’m jealous you have your own troll. I have read a lot of your posts on here and you seem like a lovely human being and I will never understand the need to troll people on sites like this. Even if you disagree with everything they

i was about to suggest a stamp card but you genius, you’re already on it!!

Have any of these anti-choice people ever even been inside a PP?? I’m just curious because I went in when I first learned I was pregnant because I had no insurance through work at the time and I knew PP had a sliding scale and I could get a once and for all pregnancy test and see if they could tell me how far along I

LIES!!! There is always some bullshit job around here to do. But when your husband is a 40 year old man-child who never learned to pick up after himself AND you’re taking care of an actual small child, the sheer volume of bullshit can be a little overwhelming.

Hell yeah babies are boring but I think that this guy doesn’t realize that those of us who stay home with kids are actually very busy. I had to shut down my own husband about this very same thing. Baby Unicorn and I never sat around staring at each other, wondering what to do next. I had to take him on errands, to

I have one child. Last year I had my tubes removed so I couldn’t have more and it was the best decision I’ve ever made in my life.

People seem to forget that all kinds of shit goes down when it's baby time and you can't plan for anything. I had something cute to throw on and toiletries with me so that I could have one of those super cute post baby photos but my son was in trouble and had to be delivered via emergency c-section. I was whacked out

oh god... this makes me cry. kids shouldn’t even have those kinds of thoughts.

I would like to add to this... I’ve been reading Kara’s work for awhile now but not commenting so I’m sure this will end up grey... anyhow-

My husband proposed with a Nintendo 3DS after mine was stolen. He said it was his promise that he'd always take care of me. I picked out my ring- a garnet. None of the diamond rings looked like anything I would wear. And I can think of a billion other things to spend that kind of money on.