“and god shall smite the haters and losers”

Oh, those are for claiming countries. n_n

God rn

Yes. And also:

I saw your little screen grab, and read “For about 2 seconds...” and knew you were going to say you thought that was Jared from Subway, because I DID TOO!

For about two seconds, my coffee-deprived brain thought this was Jared from Subway. What a clusterfuck that would be.

It’s a medical condition commonly known as “Trump taint” whereby exercise-induced perineal vasodialation begins vocalizing irrational jingoist twaddle.

img credit: Flapadactyl

I love how he has the vocabulary of an 11 year old.

He’s just a piece of shit, that’s why. Anyways, here’s this:

“What are you drinking?”

Remember when Jude Law’s baby accidentally dropped ecstasy—way back, in the days before it was called molly?

FIFY...

The complaint said he continued to yell at her, threw a bottle at her, pushed her and grabbed her by the neck so hard she was unable to speak.

He looks more like a sack of old ham to me.

I get pregnant every time I look at this