I made one like that and gave it to my then-boyfriend. He flung it around his neck like in that gif and exclaimed, “it looks like a bathrobe tie!”

Heh. This reminds me, I was reading a French police report from 1672 about suspected poisons they had found (long story), and they are testing some of the alleged poisons animals, then monitoring the effects. I died laughing in the archives when I got to one observation, that they had given a cat poison the day…

Did the cat like it?

Dramatic re-enactment of my last knitting project:

I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

I was thinking Mad Max.

“Still better than feeding your child formula!”

I thought this was a Burning Man story for a minute.

I hope someone adopts both the child and the dog. Poor baby, I can’t believe the mother wasn’t arrested. What a good dog. Probably was just like “No ones gonna feed this human puppy? You should be ashamed of yourselves” lays down to feed the human puppy.

Janice Dickinson was a fucking supermodel.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

Go into that black hole of a store with a plan, or you’re coming out with cookie scented candles, a salad spinner, and NO TOWELS.

Spoken from experience.

So I went on the worst date ever the other night. I mean it wasn’t actually that bad. Good things-

I came here expecting something terrible. I'm pleased to be wrong.

Pullman is not a large town, but Pullman’s PP serves not only the student bodies of two public universities (Washington State University in Pullman and the nearby University of Idaho in Moscow, ID), but also the a large swath of the rural Palouse region. I’d be hard-pressed to name a person I knew while attending WSU…

I totally see your point, but under current circumstances I think it does bear repeating. What I mean is, considering the huge push to defund PP clinics everywhere - much of which is working - we need to remind the general public that what they are really defunding are clinics that provide much-needed, everyday health…

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.