Every time you say “bone zone” I picture you going to one of the Mario levels with all the skeletons:

Why not both? Kid-Cat Fight Club...

It’s like every day the world wants to give me a new thing to fear that I hadn’t even considered.

let me be your +1 next time, LiLo

Oooh those look amazing!! Unicorn droppings would win any lunchbox battle - no contest!

From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

I heard she left him because Kermit’s the pig in the relationship...

Miley Cyrus is a legitimate treasure, she has beautiful tits, and I would happily hang out with her and smoke weed and wear nipple pasties any time she asked me.

Yup. Turkey bacon is an abomination.

Meanwhile, Malia is just like whatever.

WAIT FOR ME I’M COMING WITH YOU

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

““Coco Chanel stated that ‘I do not care what they think about me. I do not think of them at all.’ I believe that my perspective is that I do not have time to think about the hateful posters.”

Everyone knows that gathering with friends while consuming wine should be a silent, joyless affair.

That baby’s face is all “WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” which is precisely my reaction to Trump. Like, at first Trump’s campaign was kind of funny, but it’s getting a little scary now and I’m actually concerned. I mean, “legit questioning the sanity of a large portion of America”-level concerned.

Man, that’s a lot of white people.

I watched my mom try to play Nintendo once.

Fine. But if you know a better way to let people know about my Fucking and Explosion based Theme Park, I’m all ears.