Not really related - my little bro bought an old-ass Mercury Grand Marquis and called it “Marquis Mark.”

I look forward to any “Peanuts” special that features Franklin in it.

For the last motherfucking goddamn last time. I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER NAMED DARRYL AND I’VE HEARD IT AT LEAST A THOUSAND TIMES AND YOU ARE NOT BEING CLEVER!

I actually thought Scott in the books was kind of a likable loser, but I found Scott (and Cera) in the movie to be absolutely detestable.

Scott never really learns that a woman’s romantic history is not his enemy, or that maybe he shouldn’t be getting into violent fights with all the exes of the girl he’s interested in, or that repeatedly putting himself into physical danger is a dumb way to court somebody.

I just feel like this is one of those bullshit movies - a few sugar rushes of sensation with nothing else going on, neat fight scenes with nothing tying them together. The very structure of it baffles me - Scott never really learns that a woman’s romantic history is not his enemy, or that maybe he shouldn’t be getting…

I really loved this movie when I saw it, but that was a decade ago—I feel I owe it to myself to see it again.

this feature is so good - this and Age of Heroes is some of the best movie criticism around right now. And well done AVClub too - this is exactly the features we want on this site.

What does it say about me that I’m perfectly willing to accept real-life videogame fights and superpowered vegans, but I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to believe that multiple beautiful women would be throwing themselves at Michael Fucking Cera?

The truth behind The Amityville Horror was finally revealed

Gary Burghoff and Lynda Carter were in a band together in the 60s.

Well, it made you mad, so there’s one good thing.

This feels like they could have legitimately made it into a Wolfenstein movie.

My biggest bugbear with Nolan’s trilogy is that there are 3 completely different Gothams. Batman Begins had a neat Fritz Lang metropolis vibe to it and felt like it’s own thing although I liked that by using Chicago in Dark Knight they edged away from the whole Gotham = New York vibe and gave Gotham more of a generic…

I’d go with Ant-Man over AoU too, not just because AoU seems to have retroactively caught the reputation for being one of the worst MCU films. But Ant-Man was the film where the narrative really turned from “Marvel’s gotta eventually make a bomb at some point, right?” to “Welp, I guess the MCU is Too Big To Fail.”…

Punisher War Zone isn’t an exciting action movie, but it is hilarious action trash. The bit where there’s a parkour gang of thieves doing stupid flips across the rooftops makes you smile and then Punisher BLASTS one of them OUT OF THE AIR with a rocket launcher for basically no reason! That starts me laughing so hard…

#KeepingTheStreakAlive

I’ll argue Iron Man.

Personally, I hope Lena Dunham’s career goes the way of Diablo Cody’s: