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“We’ve come to realize that if we can’t make this figure we just dreamed up in the way we want to make it then there’s no point in making any money at all.”

They should make the characters he plays Scottish (or just let him use his Scottish accent without explanation, which worked just fine the last time a Scotsman played a non-Scottish submarine captain). I genuinely think that his efforts to hide his accent hinder his performances.

I always liked the fact that Smart is both a dim-witted screw-up and, apparently, the world’s top secret agent. KAOS was legitimately fearful of Smart’s interference.

Out of all the things that have happened over the past few episodes, I feel watching Abigail drink the cup of poison was one of the most sad and shocking. I feel her nature was telegraphed as soon as she had a sip, and that just made what happened next that much worse.

Oh, shit, can we do that? Then here’s mine - this was done live, so it’s not quite DAW-crafted quality, but it gets the job done, I think (hope).

The hallway fight in prison that Punisher did in season two of Daredevil was also really good. I like the juxtaposition of Frank’s brutal style in hallway fights, or massacres rather, against Devil’s martial arts and batons.

Any stunt in that movie is better than every stunt in every other movie.

I like the way she uses all the dumb straps and tactical shit on their ninja suits, not to mention their own guns, to fuck them up.

I love all of Jackie’s movies (well, maybe not the Hollywood era so much) but Drunken Master II was life-changing. That first big drunken fight, I’d never seen bodies do stuff like that. As soon as I finished watching it, I had to watch it all over again. I ended up dubbing a VHS copy of my friend’s copy, which itself

Technically it’s more of a fight scene than a stunt, but I could watch the fight between Gina Carano and Michael Fassbender in Haywire on an endless loop for hours. Something about watching two almost equally-matched people just demolish each other, and the room(s) they’re in, is so satisfying.

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The first Chan movie I saw was SuperCop, and I’m still amazed at the

She was an awesome fallen angel in Constantine!

See? That wasn’t so hard, now was it?

*kneels*

It’s flawed as hell, but somehow Superman Returns is still the third-best Superman movie.

Rhino Stu doesn’t advertise.

Jesu Criste, I’m old enough to have seen F/X in the theatre and be glad to hear it holds up, because I’m pretty sure teen me enjoyed it.

Dennehy was very good in Gorky Park (1983).  F/X is another I saw recently.

Without a Clue is in fact wonderful (and holds up well). I have a fondness for The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother, though. Gene Wilder as Sigerson Holmes, Marty Feldman as Orville Sacker (“the only man I’ve ever met with photographic hearing”), Madeline Kahn as .. man I don’t remember but it’s

I know I am in the greys and shouting into the void but his guest appearances on the Loveline radio show were some of the hardest times I have ever laughed.