Too bad, you made him a nice offer but he just punted on the opportunity.

Fucking hell.

Note from Barry:

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

Godspeed, Barry.

The decapitations will continue until morale improves.

I was there in April of this year. That dog from the pyramids has a name and it is Preztelcoatl. But you are correct that it is indeed a good dog.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

One Bad Dog I Met

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

Boooo autoplay ads and bad media owners!

“This isn’t analysis because there is nothing to Trump, or to his politics—no room for subtext, no broader strategy beyond whatever seat-of-the-pants pandering is most immediately apparent, nothing but the wheedling and undignified and insatiable vanity that is always right there to see.”

The fact that Trump can go anywhere without being cursed at is a testament to how often we give too much respect to assholes and despots who don't deserve. The only thing that would've made me prouder of the area that I live in is if they had started an "ASSHOLE" or "FUCK YOU TRUMP" chant.

Booing a bad president is good. Booing autoplay ads and bad media owners is also good!

Booooooo!!

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Sadly, it is absolutely true. It speaks to how calamitously polluting small, gasoline powered engines (especially two-stroke engines) can be without any emissions controls, versus a passenger vehicle with a catalytic converter, other emissions controls and a cleaner burning combustion cycle. It is also why…

Sadly, it is absolutely true. It speaks to how calamitously polluting small, gasoline powered engines (especially…

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into someone else’s problem while depriving your soil of the nutrients it needs to prevent you having to go out and spend good money on artificial fertilizer. The electric ones are only 18-25% less terrible,…

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into…

How did this get on Deadspin? What does this have to do with sports? Is Paul Maidment aware you are publishing non-sports stories?

How did this get on Deadspin? What does this have to do with sports? Is Paul Maidment aware you are publishing…

Not for sharing with Luigi, apparently.