Please, anyone who reads this: do not put knives in the dishwasher, unless they are basic silverware butter knives.
Deadspin is my go-to website. I check it several times a day. It’s a privilege to be ungreyed. I started reading in law school and believe it or not I found Deadspin because Whitlock posted some article on foxsports in like 2008 about his favorite sports websites. So you can blame him for me being here. Read more
Honestly if all of you just disappeared off the face of the earth, I probably wouldn’t even notice the dearth of bad takes.
Jokes on you, I don’t have any teeth!
I’m sorry, have we met?
He’s just going to a farm upstate!
These dumb motherfuckers running this place stuck autoplay ads everywhere because a fucking insurance company gave them $1 million but then when they realized that all the readers hated it, the insurance company bailed on the deal. Thus leaving the readers extremely pissed about the shitty format and leaving the… Read more