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unhelpfulcommenter
10/30/19
3:20 PM
17

Please, anyone who reads this: do not put knives in the dishwasher, unless they are basic silverware butter knives.

10/30/19
1:31 PM
37

Deadspin is my go-to website. I check it several times a day. It’s a privilege to be ungreyed. I started reading in law school and believe it or not I found Deadspin because Whitlock posted some article on foxsports in like 2008 about his favorite sports websites. So you can blame him for me being here. Read more

10/30/19
1:08 PM
11

Honestly if all of you just disappeared off the face of the earth, I probably wouldn’t even notice the dearth of bad takes. 

10/30/19
12:52 PM
212

Spending good money on an excellent knife, then immediately destroying it by throwing it in the dishwasher to save 30 seconds of hand washing is a real Jim Spanfeller thing to do.

10/30/19
12:22 PM
80

These dumb motherfuckers running this place stuck autoplay ads everywhere because a fucking insurance company gave them $1 million but then when they realized that all the readers hated it, the insurance company bailed on the deal. Thus leaving the readers extremely pissed about the shitty format and leaving the Read more

10/30/19
12:18 PM
287

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

10/30/19
12:17 PM
238

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way. Read more