...Assistant TO the Hobo Coordinator.

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

I think it’s just a generic wild animal head, if anything it’s the first commenter’s name: wildcat.

First of all, I said explicitly that I don’t know much about Thompson. So I didn’t know that about him.

I DON’T KNOW YOU THAT’S MY PURSE!

I don’t know much about Tristan Thompson, but I know enough about Draymond Green to know that Thompson was totally right, and I’m 100% on his side, and he absolutely won the fight.

Old Bay sucks. hot take, I know.

Exactly. It happened to the Chicago Tribune a few years back, they got a bit too pushy with their freelancers and those folks got PAID.

And it does so in a backward fashion, thereby also representing Ohio.

I literally just watched The Way of the Gun on Sunday and the whole time I was watching it I was wondering how i had never seen this amazing movie before.

By Iron Man Triathlon do you mean watching all three Iron Man movies while consuming weed in a different form for each? Because if so, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. 

Absence made the shark grow fonder, I guess.

Potential playoff teams have been known to blow their wad to get the last piece in the puzzle and might be willing to sell the farm to rent Harper for a few months with no possibility of resigning him.

UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

What are hilarious are the teams’ statements. They’re so similar to one another that they might as well have been bought in bulk on Amazon.

We had this book when I was little but it was written in what I thought was French and I could not read it. No one in my family spoke or read French so I never knew what it was, it just sat on a shelf in my room. My sister took French in high school and so one day I asked her about the French elephant book. She did…

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

Harbaugh also refuses to eat cauliflower calling it, “fake ass broccoli.” Potatoes for being, “soft rocks.” And tuna for being, “A fat, dumb salmon.”

Florida man, Florida man
Doing the things a Floridian can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Florida man