I lived in Chicago for 10 years. In that time I never stepped foot in St. Louis because why?

No, they’re still racist. It’s just that Fowler is bad, too.

Women don’t fart, Pink Skull. I learned this.

 ESPN is a trader to this country.

Facebook-powered comment sections are the absolute worst. People say heinous shit to each other, and their real names and pictures are RIGHT THERE! “Oh, it looks like the all-caps ranting about wetbacks guy owns his own construction business. Time for some clever reviews!”

Everybody experiments with a hatchback in college 

All the best at your next jij, Timothy

Good luck Tim as the White House’s new communication director. The President’s twitter feed will be so much better with your gifs.

Shannon Falls in not a straight drop, there are multiple “steps” on the way down.

Did you seriously just link four different tweets all from the same “forums.realgm.com” link you were reading, not bother to scrub the linking info telling us that, and claim them all as “multiple refuting sources” when most of them are just slightly different rewords of the same report?

Best of luck, but if you want to be remembered fondly for all time, can you ungrey me before you go?

Recently realized that my next destination is a site that does not have comments, I will be lost... adrift...

I was a shitty commenter on Deadspin long before I worked here and I expect to be a shitty commenter here well after

But if I had a daughter I would definitely be inquisitive, even concerned, if she chose to be childless.

 Because you are Bill Simmons, sir.

Jordan, whose name had been floated as a potential speaker of the House, has continued to deny knowing anything.

“Wow, it would be so easy for him to just stay out of the whole thing..”

Wow, it would be so easy for him to just stay out of the whole thing, but nope! He just has to weigh in, and in the stupidest way possible. “I just don’t believe the wrestlers, based on no reason whatsoever!”

Zach Lowe’s piece on this today makes it sound even worse than that!

SOMETIMES, THE EXPERIENCE OF WATCHING SOMETHING THAT YOU FULLY EXPECT TO BE VERY VERY BAD, AND WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE...PERHAPS NOT GOOD OVERALL, BUT STILL POSSESSED OF STRANGE MOMENTS OF SATISFACTION AND QUALITY, CAN LEAD A PERSON TO WRITE STRANGE THINGS. I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES. WE SHOULD ALLOW MR ROTH…

I found Irving’s performance to be somewhat flat