Actually, in terms of phrasing, I think double-time is funnier. It also works better from a music perspective.

Both those responding pro and con are missing something that even OP missed. You can not allow words to hurt you and the person saying the hurtful things can still be wrong.

37*, 229*. Don’t assume my age and weight, thankyouverymuch.

Interesting thing how this tragic thing happens to this guy, and none of the “it’s too soon you can’t make jokes” people are out in the comments.

Did he get locked in and freeze to death or did he fall or have a medical emergency? Working with a partner in this instance would’ve come in shandy. 

THANKS MY JOKE WAS SO LACKING AND YOU FIXED IT GOOD I CAN NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH.

I don’t know whether this guy was a veteran, but they’d better play “Taps” in double-time at his funeral.

Yeah, right!

I like you.

You are literally making American cheese. That is exactly how to make it.

Username checks out. Well played

“South Korea’s goals had heart, but Fútbol in the Groin had a fútbol in the groin.” - Arturo

53 is a little young to be forgetting that the Packers and the Leafs both play different sports. And in fact, there is no NHL team in Wisconsin, and there is no NFL team in... Canada.

No, it’s like cheating at solitaire.

Who says nobody called Pablo Picasso an asshole?

The GOAT of rock is obviously Prince.  Prince kicks the shit out of Berry by any measure other than “was he recording in the 1950s”.

Lots of people are illogically protective of their fandoms because they can’t define themselves by any other means. There is a need to legitimize it and differentiate themselves from band wagoners or posers, hence “I liked them before they were popular”, “She’s a fake fan.” etc. 

Chef: MY MOM

The GOAT of GOATS is the Bilberry, and not just because it’s close to the name of the guy from REM.