SPOILERS!?!?!

No, I did not get that sense from the story.

Brian Flores has one directive -- get the first pick. So you sorta gotta admire his hustle.

Damn that looks good as hell — and I’m a vegetarian. Give dem peppers!

Waaaay out in Maryland.

One is a high draft pick and the other was a former backup?

Massholes gonna Masshole.

Dude’s got a 5 year, fully guaranteed contract. He’s in MIA for at least 4 years.

Um, that’s probably something he would enjoy...

Silver linings, man. Silver linings.

Tough but fair.

I saw them on CBS doing a profile for the upcoming tour, which is what prompted me to throw on the records. Yeah, I streamed the new album.... once. Saw them live a few times and they were a blast. I guess I just didn’t remember some of the subject matter of the songs.

Yeah, this is all very on brand.

Having all my family pass away sure has made life easier!

Violent Femmes were more of an 80s band tho? I loved them in high school and recently played some records for my wife, and... wow, there was some problematic lyrics to say the least.

Pavement?

Agreed. But the flip side of this is that I once had a red eye from LA to DC and a woman asked me to switch from my aisle to the middle seat so she could sit across from her friend. I offered to switch to the opposite aisle but she said they both prefer to sit in the aisle. I politely declined the middle seat and she…

This is the content I crave from Deadspin.

Fitzpatrick is a great football player. As a Dolphins fan, he was one of the core to build around. I think the Steelers made the right choice here by getting a proven player over a lottery ticket draft pick.

He’s getting back for that FitzMagic trademark issue from last year.