I donated that jacket years ago.

See, it is a positive that I have no friends.

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

Noice.

Exactly. A quick slap to the back of the head achieves the desired effect. No need to stomp him man.

Tonic has calories, bitch! This is a vodka soda, if you were using the shittiest grade vodka. It’s great for the beach!

This is what happens when the inmates run the jail.

Eh, just through a fistful of fries in your glass of wooder and you’re Pittsburgh-adjacent.

My initial read was “whoa shit just got real”

Uh, nothing should grow in it if you change your sheets every week dude.

But they still make scratchers!

I mean, we would all kiss titties though...

Saw the Who a few days before John Enwistle ODed in Vegas. Great show.

Wait -- are The Specials back? How did I miss this?

Yeah, I was into 70/80s rock as a teen/20 something, exactly when that shit was not popular. I saw Iggy Pop in a place that held 100 people and it was amazing.

Yeah, I pick up shit around my apartment when I am coming back from a run. There’s a trash can there and I won’t have to see it later. I find this better than seeing the same crap for days and wondering why no one cares about their neighborhood. It’s really for me.

Great writing on a great subject. Thank you.

Fucking up a tank is like what I expect from this team.

He also has a 5 year fully guaranteed contract, so... he’s doing fine.

Think about it, have you ever actually had fun watching a Dolphins game?