I just show up with a shit ton of booze and not worry about it. This is perhaps the greatest benefit of getting older and making more money.

Thank you for your service. You and Drew are awesome and I don’t hate my commute as much one night a week.

Roth is amazing, but HamNo is straight trash.

I like egg salad on wheat. Sometimes I do it on rye. Yeah, I have terrible taste.

As a Dolphins fan, this sounds like a Dolphins move to me!

You know what man? That’s some bullshit and I’m frustrated on your behalf. Fuck them indeed.

Exactly, these are extremely wealthy neighborhoods, so nope!

Honestly, this being a story about DC, I expected to read that the city council somehow agreed to pay Maret for the fields by the end of it. Giving it away for pennies is an improvement I guess?

You would have to bulldoze a dozen homes.

The last time I jerked off to the flag they asked me to leave the post office.

Who is really into Christian rock.

thank you for your service

Not with that stache. NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!

raep

SAD!

kinda funny tho...

BK Lounge -- SO FANCY!

17 hours in a first class airline being waited on hand and foot would be a hard pass. A mini van with young children that aren’t your own? HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN! COME THE FUCK ON!

So worthless?

Excuse me, but the End Key is vital for times when I accidentally strike it without noticing, continue to type for 30 seconds and then have no idea what in the hell I’ve done to my document, thus making me spend 5 minutes fixing the damn mistake. VITAL!