AH YEAH THIS IS WHAT I’M HERE FOR BABY! TILDE ME GOOD!

I remember when the Dolphins beat Baltimore as time expired to go 1-15. I almost lost my damn mind and I know a bunch of Fins fans that still think Greg Camirillo is a god for catching that improbable Touchdown. So... I get it.

Thank you for your service.

But... these are good tweets!

I’ve seen his cum.

Yeah, me either -- BUT GET A DAMN UBER THEN! Black car even, he can swing it!

I have the 30th anniversary vinyl on pre-order. IT’S GREEN!

Breaking down preseaon tape smdh

Will always star TMBG

Wait, let me get this straight. You think writing the biggest check to secure a positive political outcome isn’t the foundation of democracy? Whoo boy, I think I’ve been doing this wrong!!!!

SCORCHING TAEK!

They still sell it in most of the US. I order it when I’m on work trips in the middle of nowhere, since I don’t eat meat.

Oh yeah, I don’t want to throw money at AB either. I choose the Founders Solid Gold Lager as my fridge macro-adjacent beer over the Devil’s Backbone Vienna Lager, primarily because I support Founders overall business model more generally. But having a greater selection of non-bud light options is a net positive…

It’s an improved choice at the ball game over a bud light. That’s the only context I’d choose it, and that’s fine.

I don’t think it’s a big deal, honestly. I mostly drink my local brewery’s beer (shout out to 3 Stars in Washington DC!), but also keep a fridge full of various offerings from Founders, Bells and Dogfishhead. The only time my best option is a goose island or Devil’s backbone (also AB owned) it’s at a sports game. And…

Would watch.

I grew up in a weird neighborhood in Florida where peacocks roamed the streets. It was like semi-rural/developed and some people with ‘farms’ kept them alongside horses. Was cool just having a peacock wander through your backyard randomly.

Yeah, as a Dolphins fan, I think it’s ‘nice’ or whatever that they won a superbowl in 1972. But I’m not kidding myself that the team has always aspired to being mediocre in my lifetime.

He’s wearing two versions in the photos.

Bless her heart.