Rob Housler, pride of Florida Atlantic University. One of the greatest TEs from FAU to ever be drafted by the Arizona Cardinals in 2011.

I appreciate the drive-by slam of the ‘chili.’

Thank you for your service. All the comments in their totality make this the perfect kinja thread.

Joke’s on you: They were both married - BUT NOT TO EACH OTHER!

What about the Professional Bowlers Association?  

I’m sure a million people posted this, but I do love that the very next article in the Lifehacker feed is the best deals on Prime Day.

They’re totally different products! Different applications, obvi.

My man — they have these flavored Triscuits now like balsamic or olive oil and rosemary. They are legit!!!! 

Would fuck.

Would fuck.

King is also in the name... so they ain’t batting 1000 here.

We call the town Jerry now.

Arguably more American is how they’ll be sued by Disney for violating their Iornman IP.

Well that sucked

There’s no rule that a dog can’t play basketball!

I AM A CARTOON MASCOT WEARING A SAILOR SHIRT AND NO PANTALOONS. I AM DONALD DUCK-ING.

No.

Not sure if it’s the most efficient way to invest in sorely needed U.S. infastructure, but glad the Lakers are doing their part in laying pipe from Cleveland to Los Angeles.

I’m down for Uncle Drew 2!

Sort of impressive in a way!

I am a middle aged doofus with a bad back. I fly to Europe at least twice a year (work and vacation) and I just couldn’t do economy ever again and expect to not be recovering for several days after. I’ve accepted economy plus form work for a a flight to London and still found it miserable.