Exactly. 10 hours feeling like I want to die or 10 hours being fed champagne while in a lay flat bed. TAKE MY MONEY!

Yeah, the hell with that. Spending money sux, but if I’m going to Europe for vacay, arriving in one piece is part of the experience.

I would laugh in his face for $1,500. Me, a non-millionaire, wouldn’t sit in coach across the Atlantic. $1,500 is an appalling low offer.

I’m looking at business class from US to Italy/Portugal and will gladly pay the extra grand or two for the upgrade. 

DAMN GINA!

I have heard of this Natitude, but have never seen it in the DC region. Perhaps people get more natty on the road.

Looks at inaugural season Marlins baseball on desk. Sheds single tear. Drops baseball into desk drawer.

Nats fans buy Expos stuff.

A relative risk argument is that of a corporate defense lawyer. 

I think its the double homicide.

One an’s addiction is another’s lifestyle choice. Please respect mine.

Nah, having a politician’s son with no expertise in literally anything other than being an entitled, out of touch dipshit is waaaay better. It’s more American, at least.

Be my guest. I still want to hear about the other shit too, tho.

I’d say you definitely earned the Troll of the Year trophy with this garbage. CONGRATS BITCH!

Everything’s bigger in Texas.

“See honey, saying that is cute and demonstrates how our relationship has a solid foundation, not that I am an immature dipshit that doesn’t take anything seriously and disrespects you in public!”

Because Fuckbumble, North Dakota already had a Chinese restaurant. 

As you drove away from Ellis, never to return.

Boys will be boys.*

I will 100% admit it’s my thigh chaffing. I liked how the tights feel on a long run, but they are a life saver for my poor inner thighs.