I don’t know, Vincent Adultman seemed to do good at business. What could go wrong?

This is referring to highway driving. City driving is a totally different insane set of rules.

I have a feeling you’re one of those sociopath doing 90 in the right lane types we in the DMV have to deal with.

I’ve driven in Minnesota and was aghast at how drivers acted as traffic cops by driving under the speed limit in the left lane. INSANITY!

I live in DC. I see a lot of insane driving behavior. And the plates always say MD as they blow by sideways. 

FUCK YOU! I’M NOT CORDIAL!

This is a menace. In DC people drag ass and then careen through red lights because, fuck it, cops don’t ticket here.

I’m going to steal this. Lotta thumbs downs about to be delivered!

Passing on the right is not legal and always incredibly dangerous. It’s also the preferred method at 100 mph in the DC metro area.

In my redneck neighborhood growing up, most people just kept cash on hand. Some always kept it on their person. Putting cash in the bank meant overdraft charges or the belief that the MAN could take it at any time (when you inevitably got arrested).

I kept 14k in cash in a tv stand during my 20s for 5 years before my friend randomly found it and told me I was a fucking idiot. So I put it in the bank. So yeah, I could see it being true.

At least it’s not HER! hahaha kill me.

0-60 and I’m all for it!

Similar with beer. You loose all the flavor if its ice cold. That’s only good for beer you don’t want to taste, ie Yuengling.

Yeah, my pro-tip is to shred the greens a bit to make it easier at the beginning. But I sometimes do ultra lazy and skip that and start with a fork. hat tip!

Heinz baked beans and eggs and toast is hella good. But they’re like a tomatoy sauce, different from like Bush’s baked beans.

You are half correct. I am friends with people at BIG CANDY (for real). There is a general trend to make products smaller in order to reduce calories and sugar content seen in serving sizes on the DL. This is an industry-wide strategy to preempt mandated regulations to do so.

So agree generally, but after working on an anti-death penalty campaign, I have learned that every individual item of food is thoroughly inspected. So make sure not to order french fries or god forbid rice. Cause you are going to get ice cold well picked through. I think fried chicken is a pretty decent choice.

I eat a massive salad out of a mixing bowl with a big ol’ spoon nearly everyday. I have been married for 5 years, somehow. Anyway, yep. Big ol’ spoon salad eater over here!

But would he be a sandwich?