Guy1: Who hit a dinger?
Guy2: No, Yu hit the dinger.
Guy1: Me? That’s not possible!
Guy2: No, Mee’s pitching.
Trump Supporter: BUILD THE WALL. TOO MANY FOREIGNERS!

Well, I wouldn’t say he’ll be missing it...

The Magic came hard.

These guys are savages!

All he needs to do is get accused of domestic abuse and he’ll be NFL-ready.

I know we all have the same question on our mind...what is a Chanticleer. Turns out, true story, it’s a fierce and tough cock. (Like the rooster kind, you sick SOB!)

I think we all feel about bears the same way as the guy felt about the bear who ended up being fine. Stay safe out there, bears...stay safe.

That’s merciful.

Mmmmm....shit.

The guy is like a Greek god!

I’d be willing to sacrifice my livelihood, my reputation and my legacy to bet that Pete Rose doesn’t care much for Deadspin.

What a total O’Toole.

“He will be missed.” - Leather

Now that rim job is what I call a real Cleveland steamer!

“Just like NFL players!” - Roger Goodell

I’m still trying to figure out if Westbrook actually touched him.

That’s quite the rimjob.

That’s almost as scary as their normal faces.

You stole that joke from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, bro!

“McGrattan is conscious and alert. Aside from the long-term consequences of continued brain trauma, he should be okay.”