Word.

Part of my birthday plan today was to get drunk and watch this, and now I’m reeeeeeally second guessing that plan.

Word is he changed from “Cards1234” to “Astros1234” and switched his security question from “What was your first car?” to “What was your first pet’s name?”

I don’t know much about his stance on gun control, but I just googled a bit and saw that the NRA rated him an “F,” so he can’t be that anti-gun control.

Those aren’t the only differences between contractor and employee. Who controls availability for work, location of work, and work schedule are big. As are (I believe) requirements/restrictions on types of tools/equipment (i.e., you can’t drive for Uber if you have a ‘77 Vega).

If they make Shadow a white man, I will flip a desk.

I may criticize the New England Patriots as an evil organization from time to time, but at least there’s a level of competency you can respect in their evil-doing. This, though? This is Bush/Cheney klutziness to a new low.

There was no yes option, so I’m just gonna mash my junk against the monitor.

This is the only robot woman for me.

Black clothes... bandana mask... it’s Daredevil, not Batman. XP

He will not, however, give up his superstition of not drinking water during games.

Because the title “Cool Story, Bro!: My Vacation in Havana” was apparently already taken.

Judging people’s financial practices? That’s sad.

“Basically lost my dad’s side of the family over a Honda.” - Nah, you didn’t lose them, you got rid of them. You should be better of without them.

i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent…

Gonna drop a tid bit of reality on you: I pursued my husband because he was kind and respectful and an utterly beautiful human. When he showed interest back I was humbled beyond belief. But, make no mistake, I went the fuck after him because he was the polar opposite of the date-rapey dude I think you are implying men…

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.