This also brings to an end the dream of the University of the Sacred Flower, established here in St. Petersburg and that was attempting to schedule a Division I basketball opponent with a team featuring the Deadspin staff.

Can you blame him? Imagine sitting next to someone who is constantly cheering for Matthew Della-Della-Della-Dellavedova.

I live in Georgia. Get the fuck away from me with your “ceiling fans”.

For people living in NYC or northward, agreed.

I’m sorry that you don’t wish to study something before you make inane Kinja comments. Best of luck with issues you care enough to research before opining on.

In junior high a classmate of mine went into his garage, sat in his dad’s jaguar and started revving it. He accidentally dropped it in gear and drove the thing into the attached house.

It could be worse?

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

When I was about 7 years old, I drove my mom’s VW Golf (MkII, blue, diesel, manual) through the neighbor’s garage door.

It would have been hilarious if he had a huge checklist, adjusted his mirrors, tightened his belts, gave a big smile, then put it in gear and accidentally blasted through the front instead. Well, except for those people standing there.

In my experience, they’re like a unicorn — I’ve never seen/had one and it’ll be a frigid day in the underworld before I ever do.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Harden is still hitting 3’s in the offseason.

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

As a fellow stay-at-home dad, can we please get some motherfucking changing stations in men’s public restrooms? For fuck’s sake.

Guess we won’t be having the 2015 Drunkspin-apalooza Meetup in Cambridge.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.