Now you guys are just fucking with me.

Sounds great... it can double as a quick amputation device in the event of catastrophic battery failures!

As someone who has had a lot of experience with Burger King, I can assure you that there really is such a thing as blood doody.

You say that as if Floyd has any idea of what the word hypothetical means

"I think there's a lot worse things that go on in other people's households, also,"

You know what sent me over the edge? It was the story about LeSean McCoy and the twenty cent tip. What struck me were some of the comments. We spent the whole day reading reams of outrage about Ray Rice and his behavior, and then in the comments on this stupid little story about a bad tip, we have people using words…

It's a brave bet, alright.

hahaha and look at the first reply in the comment section of that article:

[copied cobra]

I've had that for two years on Republic Wireless. Welcome to the game Apple.

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

RESPE6T

"Yeah, GIFs! Yeah, GIFs!"

This is exactly right. All the noise, the contract termination, the suspension: it's not because the NFL saw the tape. It's because we saw the tape. Tangentially, it occurs to me to wonder how long it would have taken Rice to end up on some other team's roster, had he not been suspended. I'm guessing an hour.

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

In my very personal opinion (based on experience, as a child, but an opinion nonetheless), one of the biggest reasons domestic violence is rarely appropriately punished, and one of the biggest reasons women struggle to leave, is that domestic violence is seen as one of those things that is personal and between the…

Most victims of domestic abuse stay with there abuser. So everyone needs to back off the "she's doing it for the money.".

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

Berman: "They cut him immediately..." 4 hours after, but whatever.

They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.