That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."

I have noticed a distinct quiet on the western front from those here (mostly gray-zone folks) who a few weeks ago were saying Rice should skate because his woman attacked him viciously with a full- on physical assault, that his self-defense did not count as domestic violence and people aghast at this made a mountain…

it's shouldn't be up to the NFL — this guy should be in jail, period

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

I think it's highly likely that the change in policy was precipitated by knowing this video had been obtained by a media source, and would be leaked.

Peter King, to restaurant hostess: Hey, did you hear about Peter King's integrity?

Stepped directly on a mouse when it literally ran under my shoe. It popped.

Jesus, that's the worst thing I've read today, and I just got through Kluwe's drivel on "Why Deadspin Sucks."

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

Whoa. He's eating at Cheesecake Factory? $13 million won't be nearly enough.

Dude who the fuck told you all those lies?

Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!

Is that right, Tom? Well, why don't you try telling my husband to pay attention to the Cubs? He always neglects them once football season comes around.

wait, didn't you guys to the same?

WHAT THE FUCK?! On two levels. First; this is an awful song and I can't imagine how this would take so many writers. That is insane. Second; Diplo? What the shit? Ok.

How are amphetamines not a PED though? If you can't distinguish in tests between ecstasy and Adderall, it's a problem but the solution is not to proclaim that Adderall is not a PED.

Can we also talk about people who let their kids stare at people through/over the seats and/or kick the seat of the people in front of them? Those people are also assholes.

wait for it

Are we at the point yet where we get to stop pretending that this nonsense is some sort of feminist statement?