I withdrew $7k a week ago. It took a 3 minute phone call.

Same, since he said it's in his neighborhood. But I've never been to the Cambridge Bukowski's and if it's anything like the one off of Boylston that seems like a possibility. Deep Ellum isn't too far over the border, either.

It is rumored that a deluxe beer bar in my neighborhood runs an April Fool's meta-prank in which they advertise (on Twitter or whatever, I suppose) all the rare and exotic beers they have on tap for one day only, stuff that you just can't find in these parts.

So basically someone realized you could pipe the sideline / goalline feeds to TV stations and turn it into a source of revenue. That the backlash generated by their initial denial only increased fan interest in seeing the cameras implemented and raised its profile as a potential sponsorship target for certain…

Ohhh, you're an MRA Uber driver. Gotcha. Well then yeah, in your world that's definitely the simplest explanation. "She made it up" usually is.

"Wanna give a shout-out to my tire, my salad, my very best koala...CARL WERNICKE!

These are all fair points if we assume the driver was behaving rationally. And if we assume this a (I shudder to phrase it this way) stereotypical "legitimate rape." I read this as likely akin to a date rape. She was likely feeling terrified, trapped and upset...but compliant, out of fear of angering her captor to the…

The same thing that happened to his promise to be waterboarded for charity because waterboarding totally isn't a big deal, you guys.

"He just punched him square in the face for no reason? I don't buy it. Something else must be going on here. I bet Ford cut him off on the way into the gas station. Something like that. We'll just have to wait for the video. And if there is no video, who are we to judge this man? He may have been in fear for his life.…

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

Oh, I dunno. It would not surprise me in the slightest if this person had no idea what "Brazilian" means, except in the context of "scary brown illegals bringing measles from Mexico."

It's good to see CNN taking programming tips from my buddy's drunk childhood friend, who thought screaming, "Political correctness is bullshit! Watch! N*gger! F*ggot! See? They're not hurting anyone. They only hurt you IF YOU LET THEM HURT YOU" qualified as intelligent debate.

I like evolutionary psychology. It's incredibly interesting, from an anthropological point of view. I just don't like seeing it misused by people looking to justify their own current behavior or preferences, regardless of whether I agree with them, because that is absolutely not what it's for.

So...who's going to be the first to point out that evolutionary psychology is total bullshit, then disregard everything this person says after referencing Sex at Dawn?

Heh I'm not saying this ought to be adopted as a widespread rule for all doctorate holders.

Yeah, I know. That's why I said he's technically a doctor, and why he can get away with calling himself Dr. Phil on national television without hoards of people beating down his door to stop him.

I said this yesterday but was lost in the grays: HE IS NOT A LICENSED THERAPIST.

...does not address the fact that she's now parading him around on Dr. Phil.

Despite the fact that Phil is - as a PhD holder - technically a doctor, can we all agree to stop fucking referring to this piece of shit as Dr. Phil? I know, I know - Accuracy, and all that.

"Overthinking" is the simplified way to describe that sensation that I think most of us have experienced in one capacity or another where we know exactly what we need to do and just...can't, somehow. You see the result. You know it didn't go the way you wanted it to. But you just can't pinpoint why. I can imagine it…