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What is scary is the longest this shit is active and jumping from person to person, there’s always a chance of it mutating.

#FECKLESS

Lol!

He definitely has lifts in his shoes. It’s why he stands like this:

She strikes me as more of a cardio junkie, if anything. Weak muscle tone.

Given that neither one of them have any muscle definition ...

My mom had to get us all ready, and my dad took forever in the bathroom. Then we all piled in the car and complained the whole way there. After we got there, we were so bored, and my parents spent most of the hour trying to keep us quiet and from committing acts of violence against each other.

I still do that, but I’m a recovering anorexic.

To the best of my recollection no one ever told me this, but the devil or someone can grab your hand if it dangles off the bed while you’re sleeping. To this day I sleep with my arms crossed under my pillow.

Saw that the other day; it’s spot on. Had to stop reading Emptywheel for a while when everything was Russia, Russia, Russia but Marcy and team are solid journalists.

You, me and Gronk!

Now playing

Late to the game here (story of my kinja life), but I always wonder if she ever saw this. Can’t believe it’s going on 14 years now.

I was just thinking the other day that I wished I’d gone ahead and bought that smoker for Christmas. Enjoy!

Winner! I’d totally eat that if I had any sort of appetite. (I’d be boring and do lemon tahini instead of the goddess though.)

Am I the only person who has like zero appetite?

Just did that the other night. No sauerkraut so I caramelized an onion instead.

I hate people. That is all.

You and I would have been, but he seems like kind of a freak (in the best possible way, of course).