Glad Repo Man made the list but it will always be #1 to me.

A time in which they never had to live. One look at all the cursed recipes from those years makes me think that’s why obesity in Americans never was a real statistic until the 80s or so.

Eat a dick, blump. I’m no fan of abortion but if it prevents people like you from becoming viable I’ll consider it a win.

Bunny wasn’t a himbo though. He was a slacker, a grifter and an extortionist.

Ugh, he’s a rapey creep and I defy your sister to find any guy sporting that hair style who isn’t an actual damn fascist.

I was hoping someone would post that!

The Dropkick Murphys, while not as high-profile, handed a succinct spanking to Scott Walker a few years ago.

That is the most on-the-nose tweet (fb post,whatev) I have ever read.

Late to the game, so you’ve probably figured it out, but that’s the dontchokeonyourwoke douche.

Also: this wasn’t well-intentioned on his part. He was hoping for an acknowledgment or complete silence from the other camp which could then be weaponized. They called his bluff.

I had also forgotten about that sad little thirsty dude, but we’ll always have this:

Never forget that a significant number of his current, former and “acting” cabinet members joined the administration as a “disgraced former [insert role here].”

That was so gross. How exhausting it must be to be him.

I read that statement as the administration is no longer hiding that they’ve pivoted towards full-on fascism. I shuddered when I ever saw the slogan “Transition To Greatness” however many yearmonths ago that was.

Completely OT, but are you a librarian in Sandwich, MA? In which case you may have met one or both of my parents. Their public library is technically in Bourne but I believe they visit the Sandwich library as well.

That was my favorite thing on Twitter today.

You are such a dipshit.

The commenter might have ladybugs confused with Asian lady beetles. A lot of people don’t even know they exist.

Now I feel like I need to pore over Sugar Ray lyrics to see what crumbs might have been dropped /s. And yes, this is the stupidest, most ridiculous timeline with actual god damn fascists for good measure.