Ha, forgot that one!

Slightly OT, but for any home brewers out there who are also bakers or have a baker in the house:

There may be shipping delays, but:

My introduction to Chris Elliott:

I don’t have to take my temperature to know when I have a fever - maybe just me, my baseline temp tends to run about 96.9-97.2.

He’s lying.

I miss having a dog right about now.

We shall see. It’s not a pull-together 9/11 situation (such as it was). We may be entering a sort of free fall on several fronts, and if so it won’t be pretty.

Actual Trump Derangement Syndrome

I used to get Montana and North Dakota confused, what’s my excuse?

He’s not wrong about Biden though. Ugh.

Certain states are getting preferential treatment far beyond their current needs when it comes to requests for funding, PPE and essential equipment, so yes.

Been pretty much playing in a loop in my head ever since seeing the pictures of the spring breakers down in Florida last week (though if I am not mistaken the song is about humans trashing the planet).

This seems about right.

Lol good one!

Take heart, Nico, your little cousin may have just dodged a bullet, no pun or irony intended.

My sister’s college roommate (who now has a family with young-ish children) lives in Lynchburg proper and is freaking the fuck out right now.

Dude links half a dozen Daily MFail pieces per day and can’t conduct a Google search? Checks out.

You seem nice.

Eat shit.