This virus isn’t fucking around and couldn’t care less about one’s political or religious beliefs. If you can sit your ass down at home, please do. The alternative is worse, for yourself or others who may be at heightened risk. I hate like hell to be the hall-monitor person, but shit’s about to get real in a way most…

With the exception of users who threaten others with violence or doxxing, these are the only accounts I report to the help desk. Luckily most of them look like the spam they are so hopefully not too many people are taken in by them.

I like this one.

What a good little borb.

Seek professional help.

No, no grandkids sadly. Which is too bad because he’s a “kid person.” He does listen to my mother-in-law more than he lets on so there’s that.

My father-in-law’s firm builds, maintains and repairs generators making his work essential and 60% of his clients are *hospitals*. He smokes two packs of Marlboros a day in his 70s, his own mother died of lung cancer in 2003 and he almost certainly has COPD but stubborn bastard refuses to get an official diagnosis. He…

I was thinking along the same lines. It must be terribly confusing, especially for those in cognitive decline.

It is so anxiety-inducing; while my mom’s in great health and fitness at 76 despite being a cancer survivor, my 82-year-old dad has mobility issues due to multiple back surgeries (he didn’t stop training and running marathons in his 40s when his doctor strongly recommended it) and he just recently had a pacemaker…

SUCH bullshit. Thoughts and prayers are over, so please accept these baby animal images in their stead.

Fantastic. There was another commenter on one of these sites a few days ago (maybe it was here, I think it was @crankylittlephoton) that yeah, they need hydroxychloroquine *for*lupus*ffs* and it’s on backorder.

Chrome worked for me till I cleared my cookies, oops! So back to Firefox and having to reload a page five times if I want to read comments.

June 16, 2015.

Not only can people not be trusted to act in their own best interest, it seems they can’t even be trusted to do the right thing when lives are at stake.

See also: spring breakers.

Dunning and Kruger would like a word.

Here’s hoping those bikinis do not go unworn and unappreciated. I envy you; I have an 8-inch scar from sternum to navel from a car accident in ’91, so bikinis are out due to cancer risk.

Damn.