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[late to the game, sorry] My mom the other day half-jokingly said, “I survived cancer for this? Really?” Fun times.

You may be able to get the half-size (I’m also a fan) from Target.

My sister is a lawyer whose specialty is estate planning (wills, trusts, health care proxies, etc.) and getting slammed right now. For the first time ever she isn’t taking on new clients. Some of the court stuff she can do remotely but most of it’s in-person and her clients are largely elderly at-risk folks and she’s…

Carnitas! You’re my hero, there’s a beautiful pork shoulder in my deep freeze that I was waffling on what to make (originally I was going to smoke it for a family gathering coming up). Pulled pork, nachos and tacos sounds damn wonderful right about now. Thanks katie.

This is my go-to crusty bread and I’m not vegan or even vegetarian. I use the Dutch-oven method. https://veggiesociety.com/easy-crusty-vegan-bread-recipe/

Can confirm chickpea liquor (that’s what I’ve always called it, didn’t know it had its own special name) is an adequate substitute. We’re down to our last half-dozen eggs, but once they’re gone, for the immediate future my husband can have his pancakes and I some hummus or this: https://food52.com/recipes/66790-victori…

Silly me, I only had to read one reply down from Pink Ears to find a kindred spirit. Still cooking; the eating, not so much. Be well.

I’ve been stress cooking and baking because it’s what I do. Under usual circumstances this is ok especially with baked goods - who doesn’t love a cookie or buttercream-frosted brownie? Right now it’s just my husband and myself hunkered down here and stress kills my appetite like nothing else. I’ve lost 5 pounds in the…

Patti is a lucky girl indeed. Keep up the good work with Tiger, Pumpkin and Griffin. Hopefully they can be re-socialized and homed.

Caveat: I haven’t checked in in a while either so I hope Krispy corrects me if I’m wrong, but last I knew there’s good news and bad news: good news for Bruce - he found his forever home; bad news for us - not getting to see his bad self here every week.

This is my suspicion as well. If it’s not that, it’ll be something else but he won’t give up office until 1) he’s dead; or 2) the statute of limitations on all his criminal accusations have run out. Hope I’m wrong, but I’ve been saying this in one form or another for at least two years and this is as good an excuse…

Dear god, I wish I could un-google that.

Happens to the best of us.

Everything I’ve seen said it was a member of his support staff, did I miss something?

Oh my god. I wish I had more to offer than my best wishes for your health and safety. And that of your family as well. My thoughts are with you.

That’s not a Bernie Bro, just a sad little shitposter. We’re reliving the runup to the 2016 election with the added bonus of a global pandemic.

I can’t believe I had to read so far down the comments for this.

Great, my elderly parents live down there full-time now (it was our summer home growing up) and my dad has mobility issues from multiple back surgeries. Oh, and a pacemaker. Fuck. (They’ve been largely sheltering in place except beach walks and were using a grocery delivery service anyway so there’s that.) Hope you…

That would be my guess as well.