I watch and enjoy every single movie about time travel and I don’t even know why.

Not to be the Capital Police or anything, but this article uses both “Capitol police” and “Capitol Police” when it should really pick one and stick with it.

How could you have Tony Soprano on this list but not include Walter White?

GOAT

I’m not going to state my opinion on this trial, because I watched as little of it as possible.

Also, she didn’t have to prove anything.  HE had to prove that she was lying.  The fact a juror in the case didn’t understand this is maddening.

I don't think continuing to rehash this shitshow helps anyone.

Cut for time: this sweet Lorne tribute

And someone pulled out a bouquet of flowers for her.

Aidy got her goodbye at the end of Future Trends, I guess. “In: leaving your dream job of 10 years”

This is my final feature for The A.V. Club. Thank you all for reading my music writing. It's been such a joy to give the music section the love it deserves.

Did you?

Wow. I had no idea the reams of shitty dismissive racist misogynistic takes on BTS were such derring-do of journalistic integrity. 

Here’s how the #1 performance is described, “Look, this definitely might have been the performance of the night.”

I’m slightly confused as to why the writer took such personal offense to the scattered-remains sketch. It was...fine?

wow I didn’t realize how much I’d miss Perkins

The tone of this post sucks. Fuck off, man. 

Man, you’re going to hate it when you learn what actors do for a living.

You overestimate how much of the general audience knew or heard about him being in it. Sometimes we tend to forget, that us internet people are among a very tiny minority.

Warm take: everything is terrible, and lying to keep fun plot details sorta-kinda secret is ok actually.