We're just a moon of the Sun.

What?  But... that’s exactly what F1 does ever safety car.  The only difference this time is there were 3 cars they made stay put.  They should have let them all through and let them through earlier, then we wouldn’t be having this discussion, but the result would be the same.

IIRC, NASCAR definitely lets the lapped cars unlap themselves under a full-course yellow. Have done for close to two decades now.

Good god this is a bad take...

If you think F1 is no longer a sport because of questionable officiating decisions, I'm afraid you don't watch many sports.

Could it be that many Jalopnik commenters hate everything?

I do not hate him; if anything I like him but he drives like an a$$. His talent is impressive, he has it raw and in spades but he is elbows out all the time and seems to rely on others to make way for him or else he crashes which I do not like. Still, for his fighting spirit and racing moxie alone, I love watching him…

Sure it could be written better but it’s not as horrifically confusing as the original angry comment made it out to be.

Well see what happened is that she shot sex scenes for the show, and she spoke about her experience with it to someone who was writing a book.

I suppose it’s just because I’m an old geezer but I just can’t get into the idea of buying a used vehicle without personally checking it out and taking it to my mechanic to have everything checked.

GYROIDS! FUCK YEAH!

It’s his trademark uniform. Like Colonel Sanders’ white suit which was also many decades if not a century out of date. Do you want to see the 2021 Colonel Sanders in a track suit and backwards Skoal cap? The answer is— surprisingly— yes. Yes I do.

On the one hand, it could certainly go in that direction role-wise. On the other hand, he seems like dramatically less of an utter shitweasel than depp, so I hope he does better. It wouldn’t shock me if he ends up in a similar space to Pattison or DiCaprio, working with auteurs to make interesting films to the slight…

The most noteworthy coverage in a video, at least for me, is Passion of the Nerd’s video:

Yesterday’s Jeopardy had, as the last two categories in once of the rounds -- where they often stash a little joke -- “Ladies and Gentlemen” and “The Weekend”.

Not only is this meme wholesome, his reaction to it is perfect. He didn’t know, doesn’t entirely care, but is thankful nonetheless, charmed by its existence and moving onwards with his life. 

It’s clear that nobody at Jalopnik actually watches the races start to finish. It’s also clear that everybody at Jalopnik hates F1.

“or you didn’t, because there is more to life than Formula 1. Or, like me, you were lucky enough to turn it on with ten laps to go to find Lando Norris in the lead and Lewis Hamilton in second”

Ummm....Hamilton declined the first time the pit called him in and then only went in when he was told that the rain was going to get worse. McKlaren could have easily provide the same info to Norris after he said no the first time. Way too much revisionist history going on here.

This sound like something a Ghost would say to throw us off.