“FROM YOU, OK?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!”

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Just spitballin’, but maybe don’t ride directly into the lake-looking thing?

and a damn near unstoppable one, at that

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

Isn’t that just a Philly cheesesteak with fries in it?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Verbal Battery Tossed In Philadelphia

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Is there some way they could go higher than the first round?

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

They’re both due for a beaning next time they are in St. Louis.  

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

If he really wanted to emulate the Undertaker, it should have taken him at least 12 minutes to get from the on-deck circle to the batter’s box.