San Francisco here. This place is a shithole. I dodge needles and human feces-yes HUMAN FECES-on the streets every day. Last week I saw a guy jerkin it in the middle of a busy thoroughfare. This place has gone to shit. We even have a poop map:

Let me guess, you don’t have kids.

This is supposed to be problematic? You people make my ass tired. You need some real problems in your life.

All of Washington is Pacific Northwest

I’d rather not know something than Bing it

Are we really just gonna ignore how this MFer’s name is Cartier?

Dogs love me and I’m trash

Way to go after a child. You’re really making a difference in the world. He might be a douche but he’s a teenager; what’s your excuse?

BUT BUT BUT RICH PEOPLE ARE EVIL!

There’s about $5 of gold on that steak, chill the fuck out.

You misspelled ‘Zards

“Blogger Hates New Thing”

This is a false choice argument. We don’t have to choose between one or the other; we have enough money to do both. 

Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is appalled by how garbage this list is.

They can’t do anything about it. Legally you cannot stop someone from playing a song 

Fun fact: artists can’t stop politicians from playing their music at events. 

de·moc·ra·cy

You’re right, until I saw these jerseys I was unaware of the existence of the blind.

So are we gonna get an update about how hilariously wrong this post was? Doubtful.