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Oct 26 2019
58

If someone said “Who is The Answer?” would the judges have allowed it?

Oct 24 2019
80

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

Oct 21 2019
35

Twitter’s ready, big ideas, thoughts are heavy,
His mind’s expanded already, mom’s spaghetti
There’s spaghetti, lots of spaghetti, spaghetti unsteady,
Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti Kyle Kuzma spaghetti

Oct 20 2019
106

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

Oct 18 2019
35

Zion deserves supple, tender fetus stem cells. Not musty, brittle millennial blogger stem cells.

Oct 18 2019
89

As penetrable as the wall probably is, someone who’s planning a climbing trip and says they’ve done a lot of climbing probably exceeds most reasonable people’s definition of novice.

Oct 17 2019
338

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

Oct 16 2019
173

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

Oct 16 2019
196

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

Oct 15 2019
54

 He's only progressive for the elite ballplayer, college or pro. I've never heard him say anything in support of marginal players. He has been catered to since the 8th grade, it's like he's forgotten the struggle with life.