Unless they meant “Financially”.

If someone said “Who is The Answer?” would the judges have allowed it?

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

Twitter’s ready, big ideas, thoughts are heavy,
His mind’s expanded already, mom’s spaghetti
There’s spaghetti, lots of spaghetti, spaghetti unsteady,
Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti Kyle Kuzma spaghetti

+1 star(ling)

You know what they say, when in Rome.

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

The back of a Volkswagen?

Zion deserves supple, tender fetus stem cells. Not musty, brittle millennial blogger stem cells.

Goddamn you, Andy Reid.

As penetrable as the wall probably is, someone who’s planning a climbing trip and says they’ve done a lot of climbing probably exceeds most reasonable people’s definition of novice.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

Everybody forgets Cardinals fans’ black friends!

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

the relatively small market and high income tax paradise of Sacramento

“I do think that this is more complicated than you’re making it.”

 He's only progressive for the elite ballplayer, college or pro. I've never heard him say anything in support of marginal players. He has been catered to since the 8th grade, it's like he's forgotten the struggle with life. 

Space Jam 2 needs room to breathe