“I didn’t watch the game but here’s my analysis”

omg your handle is amazing

You seem like fun

You are stupid. I’m not into guns at all, but you are stupid.

There’s nothing nuanced about Popovich; he blasts you in the face with scorching hot takes from a singular point of view. He’s about as nuanced as dynamite. I agree about Kerr, though. He’s such a refreshing voice in a sea of cliche-spewing fatheads.

Being a grown up who is able to consider the risk/reward of a set of circumstances and decide for himself what to do.

A starlet is a girl.

It was the Today Show. American media

...in which Deadspin goes in on the new competition which is taking its corner...

I wish I could give this more stars

Except people who say “cele.”

Do you have a wife? Kids? A family? They must all hate you. I sure do. Everything is not so bad; only you are so bad. You see only what is negative; you view all of history through the lens of presentism; you reduce each individual to their absolute worst attribute. You are the worst, and I hate you to your very soul.

Why is that depressing? Good on her for her success. Get a life.

This is a bad take

Angry with Trump? You’re an idiot.

i love you

Internet commenters aren’t supposed to like things. You’re breaking the mold.

I don’t understand all the Ivanka hate from you people. She’s a fucking democrat.

Weakness: They don’t have LeBron

If we could curb waste and redundancy in government we’d have more than enough tax revenue to pay for any entitlement program anyone could come up with.