I’ve lived in Northern California for 2 years now, not a conservative, and I’ll say this - the vast majority of NoCal cities are, in my opinion, vile, miserable wastelands. Not necessarily because of the homeless problem, although I think it’s safe to say that’s not something people put in the “pros” column when…

The rat represent obviousness- Ralph Wiggum 

Still more subtle than the end of The Departed.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

The point is are the drivers employees who work for a tech company the same as janitors who work for a tech company. Or are they independent contractors the same as a janitorial service that cleans for a tech company.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

To be fair it was incomprehensible, because P!nk can only pronunce i’s as !’s. Or as she would say, “!t was !ncomprehens!ble.”

I honestly thought that was like a selfie stick with a large baked potato on the end.

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

I teach (insert subject) at the college level. Every semester I get at least one of these guys (and it is ALWAYS a guy because of my confirmation bias) who says this kind of shit all of the time. Once they find out doing (whatever subject) is not what they thought it was (because, shocker, they are in a 101 class)…

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

It’s 5 e’s and 4 a’s.

I love watching this disaster but also hate anything that makes a Steelers fan happy. I’m genuinely conflicted here. 

Pretty sure Gruden is eventually going to go plaid.

To Hassan Rouhani, Thanks for Nothing! Leili Maleki