Red red whine

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

unfortunately if we stopped using things from companies who do bad things is that we would be naked, homeless, starving, diseased, and bored

My bet:  a cheap camera, cheap laptop, cheap necklace, and a bag full of $500,000. 

28-3

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

Very much redefines the term “Happy Meal.”

The trickiest question is: can Scarlett Johannsson play the lead role in the film adaptation of the cup? One one hand, it’s from Japan. On the other hand it’s McDonalds.  On the third hand, it’s a cup.

If you have to ask, then the answer is “yes.”

It’s only a little heteronormative if you assume the genders and sexual orientations of the two cartoon people on a McDonald’s cup (am I doing this right?).

This reply is burfict.

The fish would die afterwards.

Appealing? No.

Dear Acquaintance,

That’s a web gem.

Congrats on reaching first base