They’re still shitty.

It’s an odd fit, Ray Ratto’s shtick and Deadspin.

That and that it was Sosa’s first career hit.

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

“What could possibly go wrong?”

JAREDS, ranked

Sorry fellas, gotta go, I have an Alexander Pope lecture to give at Queens Community College.

Damn it! Why can't anything GOOD happen for the Yankees for a change!

Giancarlo, si può stoparlo!

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

Counterpoint: fuck James Harden, he is a cowardly shitbird who plays an incredibly aesthetically disgusting brand of basketball, and a choke artist who has always disappeared in Elimination Games and will forever be known for 0-for-27 and I hope he retires soon.

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

Has a team ever become more justifiably despised while accomplishing so little?

Make the 82-year-old manager or GTFO, Mets.

Bone hugs in harmony.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

“Tank tops: awesome under a blazer”