I still find this funny.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I think he forgot the last part

Almost as cool as JPP’s new contract for $1,000,0003.50.

Hey Simmons, can we get an article?

All with the same end in mind: if you make it difficult or expensive enough to consume tobacco, hopefully less people will use it, bringing health care costs down for everyone.

watched the clip a few times to see if the ball rotates the opposite way

They do this a lot in Philly, too, but there they just call it the 2nd quarter.

“I don’t know, he’s just an asshole.”

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

Steph’s been hot as fire this year. I guess you could say he’s really *CURRIED* my flavor, meaning that I like to watch him shoot the b-ball.

Richard Pitino is one to talk! He did sex on a restaurant floor with a woman who wore big hats. The only difference is, he was mature enough not to put it on a Vine for the world to see. GO BADGERS!

This is exactly why I don’t get out of bed in the morning. Like, fuck a 50% chance of dying!

This is a website for humans, not dogs.

“As the equation explains, a baseball’s backspin gives it the lift it needs to leave the park, but its trajectory and force rely on the batter’s grit, determination, and ability to play the game the right way.”

YOU SPLIT AGERRING WRONG, DUMMY

Pretty impressive that a gif can contain Kobe, Phil, Tex Winter, and a fat dude with a sweaty ass in an affliction t shirt, and there's still some other guy who's a bigger asshole than all of them.