I do not want Biden to rub out his juice really soon. 

I have 4 kids. Two boys and two girls. I’m fairly certain my ex-wife never sat our daughters down to compare labia either. 

Which would potentially lead to a 2 minute conversation explaining it. 

I have so many people using my Netflix account, I feel as though my data would be really fucking confusing to them.

Please explain this opinion. I’m a father of two boys. I struggle to think of a reason the way my penis looks in relation to their penis matters. 

I regret to inform you that circumcision is not a 2020 campaign issue, and that no one(among the very few that know who he is) cares about what Yang says about anything. 

It’s Florida, they pretty much release everything about crimes committed there. That’s why we have so many “Florida Man” stories and videos. 

Oh I’’ll definitely watch it. I’ll hate myself for it, but I’ll watch it. 

My favorite thing Trump did today was earlier when he had press asking him questions after he got off Marine 1 at the White House. He was holding some map where the top had red showing ISIS territory. On the bottom was a map with just a tiny dot of red which represented the last tiny remaining ISIS territory. He then…

I need to know more about this nearly 7 foot woman.

In related news, I really do not want to see a video of Robert Kraft getting a hand job. 

Thanks for the explanation.

Interesting. I had no idea. 

I plan on giving all of my children polio. 

The thought of Kentucky Democrats staying home because they were so sure of a Democratic victory in a statewide election, once again in fucking Kentucky, is one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard of. 

Japan should definitely stop doing that, because it’s fucking horrific. 

I for one am shocked that a member of the Dallas Cowboys is involved in something like this. This is going to tarnish their otherwise spotless record. 

No, they are adamant about this anti-vaxx shit because they are fucking morons.

Martha only wants a half of a slice because she’s watching her diet. Martha will generally eat 10 half slices. She will not however eat the last half slice that will sit in the box until it is thrown away by the cleaning crew. 

It’s 2019, you can’t bring peanut butter to anywhere.