As opposed to...

Oh, for the love of God, please do shut the fuck up with this bullshit already.

That’s not the stupidest thing ever said in Congress. It isn’t even the stupidest thing said in Congress about climate change.

So you mean an actor plays a part in a fictional universe and then believes other things in her real personal life and that makes her the “wisest motherfucker of all”?
I get it: y’all like this show but this doesn’t really make sense, even as gratuitous praise for Ms. Moss and her little red nun show.

This will be unpopular...

This.

Understanding that systemic injustice and abuse of police power can and must be checked, reversed, and stamped out in this nation does not require saying that police lives are expendable; what Buttigieg was likely trying to get across—in conservative Indiana (because audience awareness matters)—is that protecting…

Uh... yeah, that’s actually an acceptable response in my book. At the time, in early 2015, there was a difference between “All Lives Matter” and “all lives matter”, a distinction that has since been erased by conservative chuds relentlessly using the phrase in bad faith. The man was speaking to an audience in Indiana,…

Donald J. Trump, a man credibly accused of rape by his ex-wife, who was recorded both uttering the infamous “grab ‘em by the pussy,” comments and telling Howard Stern to refer to his (Trump’s) daughter, Ivanka, as “a piece of ass,” tweeted this.

...because of course he did.

What Biden is accused of—and is on the record…

Against their code of conduct to ever be naked??

This is a joke article

here’s some nose rubbing:

I want that bat flip as a Deadspin HoF nominee.

I know that 4 games do not a pennant win, but God Damn! This Phillies offense looks scary good!

Not sure if being a southpaw has anything to do with it, but I have never touched the right shift and ctrl keys.  

Which I never fully got, either. On one hand, they paint him out to be the devil, right? On the other hand, he actually is set up more as not creating a curse, but passing it on. He was a very famous comedian who then disappeared. If you had this curse, what would you do? The noble thing is what actually happened, but…

As long as you don’t have asshole friends sulking about you not being “adventurous” because what you’re ordering displeases them, this is fine.

I mean, this is what my friends and I do - yes, it sucks when it means boring food, but I can live (aka get something cheap and place the extra ‘food’ money on booze).

This is clear greed...

The fairest solution is to rotate restaurant selection among the four of them. While it might seem assholish of Emily to not like the food at the restaurants the group picks, it’s assholish of the group to never pick a place that will make Emily happy.

Joe Biden is not getting my primary vote if he runs.