You just need to get the condiments on the side. One because they make the sandwiches mushy and two because(to channel Drew Magary for a moment) not everyone wants fucking mayo all over everything.

Unless you’re teaching a history class that is covering WWII, you should probably avoid talking about Hitler to school kids. 

She’s 52 and looks 72. That’s way too old for Trump. 

Are you saying that Andre the Giant was bodyslammed by someone else before Hulk Hogan did it? That seems unlikely. 

What a Nut(ley)!

I mean half the midwest is currently under water. I don’t think anything will make it sink in with some people. 

That’s not really fair. There is no indication that he is a ‘former’ lobbyist. He seems to be continuing that job in tandem with his current one. 

How about no channel that features children can be monetized?

To be fair, the ‘protections’ that non-youtube child actors is completely lacking as well. 

Problem with those SSRIs is that they can take weeks to a month to take effect. Serious PPD is an emergency and waiting that long is a problem. 

I miss that show!

I’m sure the body count will be lower than his other films but he will probably make up with it in the scene where the murders occur. It was an asbolute bloodbath and I’m sure he won’t be shy about showing that. 

KAT just has zero sense of humor. Embiid takes as good as he gives. It’s really all just in good fun and how he plays the game. The only players that have a problem with it are the ones that have no sense of humor at all. 

Gotcha. I can’t see how anyone wouldn’t love Embiid! He’s so much fucking fun. And I guess I understand how Simmons can put people off by being aloof as you said. I wouldn’t call him arrogant and I don’t think he’s a bad guy but he is really aloof and he doesn’t have a whole lot of personality when it comes to doing…

Good job defending a hateful white supremacist. I’m sure you’re very proud of yourself. Now fuck off back to Breitbart or 8chan. 

That was the joke...

Right but that’s only because that’s when he missed those 8 games. He just came off a mild injury. 9 of his last 13 is true, but doesn’t paint an accurate picture of the season as a whole. They have definitely not been mostly Embiid-less by any stretch.

Deadspin hates all things Sixers after their awful process takes for years. 

Mostly Joel Embiid-less? He missed 8 games earlier this month but has played a career high number of games. He was off tonight for a rest. He put up 40 and 15 against the Bucks on Sunday. They’re resting him because they have the Celtics tomorrow night on a back to back. 

How do you think I feel? I named my daughter Arabella Ivanka in 2008.