In the early 80's I trick or treated as Michael Jackson several times. I had the jacket(who didn’t back then), the glove, the sunglasses etc. Literally everyone knew what my costume was, without me having to darken my face. I was a young child, like 7-9 years old at the time, and I knew then that you don’t do that…

What the fuck is Presidential Harassment?? Is this something he or Stephen Miller made up? 

Stay tuned for his new book entitled “If I molested, here’s how I’d do it”(Prologue written by Ornithal James Simpson).

To be completely fair, he’s got a nice set of tits. 

This is also known as the “Wants to speak with a manager” look. 

$130 a month is ridiculous. I’m in Philadelphia, have been renting for a long time, am 41 years old, and have never seen any place you can rent for $130 a month. Philadelphia being way cheaper than NYC, that claim is just silly. You can’t rent a parking space for $130 in any major city and you couldn’t in the 90's…

Build the wall and make West Virginia pay for it!

They’ll round out the bench in the buyout market. 

You’re making processed cheese, just like processed cheese available on store shelves. 

I grew up in Philadelphia and live there to this day. Velveeta has never been a thing around here. Maybe its a midwest thing?

Who the fuck is Jessie Pinkerton??

If I had physical dollar bills on me, I probably wouldn’t be ordering Door Dash. Who has cash on hand anymore?

There’s always Dennis Miller, Rob Schneider and Owen Benjamin...never mind, you’re right.

Same reason he wants to wear suits that don’t fit him and his tie is down to his knees. He thinks it makes him look better. He is wrong about that like he is wrong about pretty much everything else. 

The Rams played a great defensive game. They were just on the field way too much and were pretty gassed by the end of the game. Holding the Patriots to 3 points in the first half is an accomplishment. Their offense totally shit the bed. If you hold the Patriots to 13 total points, you should win the game. 

The game closed as Patriots -2.5. They were the favorite. Home field advantage doesn’t mean anything in the Super Bowl, it’s just that one team has to be the home team and one the visitor. They alternate that every year. They were the favorites period. Home Field advantage was not a facotor with regards to the betting…

It was nice to see Lurie win it last year. I am an Eagles fan so I am course biased, but he seems like a genuinely good dude.

I’d rather not. 

You’d understand it better if you weren’t a complete idiot. 

Hopefully someone builds a wall around you in an attempt to get you to stop saying dumb shit.