It’s a false equivalency that really only exists because of your cartoonish interpretation of what left-wing people are saying. It’s incredibly easy to find right-wingers who will decry any poor person taking a government “handout” as being a mooch but find me one prominent left-wing politician who advocates for…

I would think that it’s always better to leave practice with your hamstring then without.

So by your definition Kim Jong Un is an elected leader? You’re either stupid or being intentionally obtuse.

See, you have legitimate criticisms of Democrats, but you couch them in this ideology of stupidity that really ruins it for you.

My sincerest apologies. When anyone dares to say that so and so is the worst announcer of all time I ask did they live through the Dennis Miller experiment on MNF. They immediately slap their heads and recall how bad he was. There were so many games he ruined that should’ve been epic classics like the insane…

I think I repressed the memory of Miller’s MNF stint. You’re right, he was truly the worst ever, and there will never be anyone as bad as he was. Fuck you for making me remember that.

In terms of shitty announcers no one and I mean no one will top Dennis Miller. I could live with Dierdorf, I even heard Maas call a few games (Damn you Directv) and yes Matt Millen. Shit we all listen to Troy Aikman give us such wonderful insights like “you’re so right Joe” every fucking week. But Miller is in a class…

Fantasy sports are considered “games of skill” so they are not classified as gaming or gambling from a legal standpoint.

First Darryl Dawkins, now Moses. RIP, big guy.

The Afterlife Seventy-Sixers appear to be aggressively rebuilding, unfortunately....

I find truffles to be alluring and whimsical.

Well I like Kruk but I’m biased being a Phillies fan and him being on the 1993 WS team. Schilling I find to be pretty good. Not amazing but he doesn’t get on my nerves or anything. Again, could be my Phillies bias though.

Really? I find him and Kruk to be a grating pair. I bet each would be better separated from each other.

It’s a lot better after you upgrade it to the Chumdumpster.

Thunderpoon, Lord Scrotus, and Chumbucket. I bet that h is silent.

It’s almost as if these euphemisms weren’t meant to be taken literally.

Word. I realized I was letting my p-funk fandom get the better of me and so looked it up after posting and sure enough...

I’m not a writer but I’m pretty sure that first sentence isn’t even actually a sentence.

Just re-read it and now I’m cross-eyed. Thanks for that.

I’m not a writer but that first sentence is kind of a mess isn’t it?

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”