Fuck the Mets.

This just in: Former Texas A&M wide receiver Thomas Johnson signed to a 3 year deal with the Dallas Cowboys.

I can’t begin to describe how sick I am of hearing about FD and DK. I don’t play it and I could care less about it, but it’s constant presence is really starting to negatively impact my enjoyment of sports.

I think Wild Turkey is most likely the reason he makes an ass of himself.

So...how did it come out?

It’s pretty fucking awful. As bad as it is though, it’s not even the worst thing I’ve read today.

He looks stoned as fuck.

40 million followers. Millions of views the day he does a new video. He made $4 million from YouTube alone last year. I don’t watch his stuff, but my 12 year old son and every single one of his friends love the guy. He’s a huge star, and that’s not even debatable.

“I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin, sew his asshole shut and keep feeding him and feeding him...”

Pewdiepie made $4 million last year alone. He’ll be ok.

There’s not even 35 million fingers of Kimmel fans.

It pretty much is...

Fuck the Yankees.

So by your definition Kim Jong Un is an elected leader? You’re either stupid or being intentionally obtuse.

You do realize we live in a socialist society right now right? I mean, by very definition, the US is socialist. Are you terrified? Listen to what Bernie is saying, don’t get hung up on labels. What’s so terrifying about addressing income inequality, creating jobs, and making life better for the middle class? What’s…

Don’t worry. Donald Trump has a 0% chance at the white house. The RNC will never give him the nomination. It’s similar to Bernie Sanders who literally cannot get the Democratic nomination.

I agree with this. I wouldn’t vote for Kasich under any circumstances as pretty much everything he stands for is the opposite of what I do, but he is the only one of the republican hopefuls that isn’t totally bat shit insane.

I think I repressed the memory of Miller’s MNF stint. You’re right, he was truly the worst ever, and there will never be anyone as bad as he was. Fuck you for making me remember that.

I find truffles to be alluring and whimsical.

Well I like Kruk but I’m biased being a Phillies fan and him being on the 1993 WS team. Schilling I find to be pretty good. Not amazing but he doesn’t get on my nerves or anything. Again, could be my Phillies bias though.