Fuck the Mets.

This just in: Former Texas A&M wide receiver Thomas Johnson signed to a 3 year deal with the Dallas Cowboys.

I can’t begin to describe how sick I am of hearing about FD and DK. I don’t play it and I could care less about it, but it’s constant presence is really starting to negatively impact my enjoyment of sports.

are you seriously arguing non realism in a zombie appocalypse tv series..

I think Wild Turkey is most likely the reason he makes an ass of himself.

So...how did it come out?

A point that a fair number of readers seem not to be getting is this: The problem isn’t that journalists made jokes about a grim story. The problem is that they based their jokes on pretty much all the facts and backstory of the story except for the single most salient and chronically overlooked one, and in so doing…

Yes, it very much fucking is off base to say that, unless by “known better” you mean he should have been sitting at the front door with a shotgun waiting to greet this dickbag properly. It is not in any way required or expected for Derek Fisher or Gloria Govan to make relationship decisions based on fear of what Matt…

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

It’s pretty fucking awful. As bad as it is though, it’s not even the worst thing I’ve read today.

He looks stoned as fuck.

40 million followers. Millions of views the day he does a new video. He made $4 million from YouTube alone last year. I don’t watch his stuff, but my 12 year old son and every single one of his friends love the guy. He’s a huge star, and that’s not even debatable.

“I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin, sew his asshole shut and keep feeding him and feeding him...”

Pewdiepie made $4 million last year alone. He’ll be ok.

This may be the worst thing I’ve ever read on the internet, & that’s really saying something.

This is incorrect. It’s worse to be a Yankees fan. It’s always worse to be a Yankees fan. This is such a well established fact that it’s just assumed that you’re a douche if you root for the Yankees. Same thing with Notre Dame, Duke, and Cowboys fans.

It pretty much is...

It makes the pain from my herniated discs go from excruciating to manageable. Works better for me than anything else, including narcotics.

Fuck the Yankees.