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It’s a shame he’s such a douche because he’s actually a pretty good baseball analyst.

It’s a lot better after you upgrade it to the Chumdumpster.

You need to play better defense. First rule of parenting, protect yourself at all times.

It’s almost as if these euphemisms weren’t meant to be taken literally.

I’m not a writer but I’m pretty sure that first sentence isn’t even actually a sentence.

I can’t fault you. I’m terrible at that kind of trivia. I was just overly proud of happening to know that and whenever I have the chance to correct someone on the internet I take it.

Doctor Dunkenstein was Darrell Griffith not Darryl Dawkins. I agree with everything else you said though.

Prejudiced against Italians. I can’t believe it, in this day in age, prejudiced against italians.

That would be something the Mets would do; however, as a lifelong Phillies fan, seeing Utley in a Mets uniform would make my head explode.

You continue to put out the best articles on this site. Great stuff. As a father of 4 I couldn’t agree more with what you said here.

Congrats on being intentionally obtuse. You know what I was saying.

You know there are laws about booster seats right? They are mandatory in my state if your kid is not over 8 or 80 pounds.

He’s not being sued by the driver, he is being charged criminally.

I’m not prepared to invest that much effort in snark

I have 3 advanced degrees, make north of $200K a year, have an 11 inch penis, an IQ well past genius level and I fucked supermodel twins last night, and I noticed that too.

The idea that a billionaire can be anti-establishment is laughable to me.

Not to mention that foreigners trophy hunting in Zimbabwe is a major part of their economy and helps fund conservation efforts there. To say the Cecil the lion thing is overblown is a huge understatement.

You realize he was playing a character right?

This is the best thing I’ve ever read on this site. Thank you for this.

Came here to say this. Any cartoon duo list that doesn’t include Pinky and The Brain is just wrong.